Above: some young people in a car, yesterday.
No wonder we’re the most narcissistic, self-entitled generation ever: people just won’t stop talking about #millennials.
Here’s the latest new heap of s*** that pokes and prods at the hapless, buried-in-sane #GenY #millennials who are so diverse, yet so easy to speak for—a new study from perpetually hip MTV, now the Voice Of Two Generations, saying that #millennials love driving and cars and “see car ownership as a way to craft their unique adult identity,” which was an actual sentence spoken by an actual sentient human being with actual free will who makes more actual money than any #millennial ever will.
“The study said 82 percent of #millennials find buying or leasing a new car ‘exciting,'” in the same way they find paying for coffee with a Vine of a Macklemore concert exciting. It goes on. “The study found 87 percent of #millennials said they enjoyed customizing things to make them unique.
The study found 72 percent would rather give up texting for a week than surrender their cars. The study found 72 percent of #millennials enjoy the smell of their own farts. The study found 102 percent of #millennials think Edward Snowden is a slang word for a new type of ecstasy. The study found 369 percent of #millennials would rather give up the use of their testicles than give up the chance to use #hashtags to search for #CocaColaLife coupons on #Ello.”…
Source: bzrong.kinja.com
Kenneth Carnesi holds a Juris Doctor degree from New York Law School and a Professional Certificate in International Banking from Harvard Law School. Kenneth Carnesi is the Director of Operations and Government Sales at Anaptyx LLC and sits on the Boards of The Lazarus Organization, Monkeetech LLC and MG Madison Phillips, Inc. Mr. Carnesi has also founded CICG - Carnesi International Consulting Group, a company specializing in strategy consulting to small to mid-size businesses.
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